After a hard day in the office today, I went online after shower, checked my mailboxes and read about 10 forwarded emails out of the 100 unread. I got an email from a "long lost" friend (not lost actually, we used to see each other hanging on MSN but we didn't chat for quite some time) telling me about jokes. In fact, that's just another ordinary email forwarded by YuXin but somehow, this one saved my day. What a relief in the evening!Jokes are relaxing and can also be a fine break in our stressful life. It refreshed my mind when I felt exhausted and saved me from bad mood. Try it if you can read the following, it helps.
我们不是任何时候都需要放声大笑，因为大笑的人不见得当下的他一定乐开怀。如果你透过眼睛或耳朵传达了一些讯息到大脑，然后你的反应是会心的一笑，那么自然的、轻松的，发自心底的笑，哪怕并没有笑出声来，那一刻的你一定得到身心的放松。得到一种没有重力的愉快，一种能沁透心头的真快乐。。。
兔说：'我妈妈叫我小兔兔，好听！'
小猪说：'我妈妈叫我小猪猪，也好听！'
小狗说：'我妈妈叫我小狗狗，也很好听！'
小鸡说：'你们聊，我先走了！'
小兔说：'我是兔娘养的！'
小猪说：'我是猪娘养的！'
小鸡说：'我是鸡娘养的！'
小狗说：'你们聊，我先走了！'
浪客说：'人们叫我浪人，好听！'
武士说：'人们叫我武人，也好听！
高手说：'人们叫我高人，也很好听！'
剑客说：'你们聊，我先走了！'
李宗仁将军说：我这人，有仁！
傅作义将军说：我这人，有义！
左权将军说：我这人，有权！
霍去病将军说：你们聊，我先走了！
老张家的门是柳木做的，老张说：我家的门是木门！
老李家的门是塑料做的，老李说：我家的门是塑门！
老王家的门是砖头做的，老王说：我家的门是砖门！
老刘家的门是钢做的，老刘说：你们聊，我先走了！
师范学院的学生说：我是'师院'的！
铁道学院的学生说：我是'铁院'的！
职业学院的学生说：我是'职院'的！
技术学院的学生说：你们聊，我先走了！
１。题目：一边……一边……
小朋友写：他一边脱衣服，一边穿裤子。
老师批语：他到底是要脱还是要穿啊？
２。题目：其中
小朋友写：我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
老师批语：你是蜈蚣吗？
３。题目：陆陆续续
小朋友写：下班了，爸爸陆陆续续的回家了。
老师批语：你到底有几个爸爸呀？
４。题目：难过
小朋友写：我家门前有条水沟很难过。
老师批语：老师更难过。
５。题目：又 又
小朋友写：我的妈妈又矮又高又胖又瘦。
老师批语；你的妈妈是变形金钢吗？
６。题目：你看
小朋友写：你看什么看！没看过啊
老师批语：没看过
７。题目：欣欣向荣
小朋友写：欣欣向荣荣告白。
老师批语：连续剧不要看太多了！
８。题目：好吃
小朋友写：好吃个屁。
老师批语：有些东西是不能吃的。
９。题目：天真
小朋友写：今天真热。
老师批语：你真天真。
１０。题目：果然
小朋友写：昨天我吃水果，然后喝凉水。
老师批语：是词组，不能分开的。
１１。题目：先……再……，例题：先吃饭，再冼澡。
小朋友写：先生，再见！
老师批语：想像力超过了地球人的智慧。
１２。题目：况且
小朋友写：一列火车经过，况且况且况且况且况且况
老师批语：我死了算了。。。
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I cannot read chinese... but below might cheer ur up also :)
Marriage -- Part One...
1) Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence).
2) Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are still attached.
3) Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
4) Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Master's.
5) Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger, and two under the man's eyes.
6) Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
7) Marriage is not just a having a wife but also worries inherited forever.
8) Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS":
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-ring
* The Endu-ring
9) Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBORS listen.
10) It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.
11) Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
12) It's true that all men are born free and equal-but some of them get MARRIED!
13) There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
14) A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
15) Conversations between son & father:
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
i personally like the no 4...hahaha
Cool. I love this part too *.^
hahaha.. nice and so true :p
somemore...please
'Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE'
this one is.. meaningful, significative and.. interesting... lol
i like the 2nd :D
Marriage -- Part Two...
16) There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married.... and then it was too late!"
17) Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
18) They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
19) When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
20) There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.
21) Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. (Irwin Corey)
22) When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. (Epperson's law)
23) Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting. (Ray Bandy)
24) The more I know about men, the more I like dogs. (Gloria Allred, feminist attorney, 1995)
25) If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created. (Anonymous)
26) If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry. (Chekhov)
27) Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. (Woody Allen)
28) Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life. But a woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife. (Al Bundy)
29) If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. ( Johnny Carson)
30) Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back. (Al Bundy)
31) An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her. (Agatha Christie)
今天我xiao了
sean, where have u been? seldom come online eh?
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